rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

in high school I remember rewatching Freaks & Geeks and thinking to myself “I’d totally be one of the cool rock-n-roll freak kids man I’m so hip and indie I listen to all of The Classic Rock” but in hindsight

no, 16-year-old Jane, no

you’d be Jason Segal’s disco-loving girlfriend and you know it; just accept the truth

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go?

BUT OF COURSE

personally I like to think that the hypothetical Jane fanmixes in this situation would be full of ABBA and Wham! and just generally a lot of fun bouncy old-school dance music because I am such a mom 70% of the time